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banannerr:

This is complete bullshit and whoever spread it all over the internet to scare people and worry everybody is really incompetent and dumb.  First of all, I would just like to point out that 3 years ago, a similar “cannibalism” incident happened in another state and nobody really freaked the hell over it like they’re doing over here in Florida; personally, it’s just the 2012 hype.  Cannibalism has happened before, it is NOT new.  Also, for those who didn’t notice, in an article that is already posted online, those little red lines you see when you make a spelling error do NOT appear when something has already been posted.  Therefore, making this element the biggest dead-give-away that this article fake and just a compilation of various screenshots put together in order for it to look somewhat “legit” and real, which it isn’t.  Second of all, the article can’t be found what-so-ever online.  Regardless of whether I searched for the entire title word for word or just typed “LQP-79” or anything.  If it can’t be found, it’s not on there.  And believe me, an article that everybody is freaking out over, especially an article like this, would be on the first page of Google.  
By the way, LQP-79 is NOT a viable virus. It doesn’t exist.  There is no known bacterium or virus that causes brain waves to make you hungry for human flesh. Additionally, the article stated that LQP-79 causes Necrotizing fasciitis. It doesn’t. NF is a very rare disease that is spread by bacteria. It usually tails after a bad infection. It definitely would NOT bunk with a virus. And finally, LQP-79 isn’t in valid virus serigraph notation. Meaning, the virus that it stands for doesn’t exist. The notation isn’t right for any virus. And even if it was, it would be a damn caterpillar virus. So, tell your friends and calm down, and stop spreading this bullshit on the internet.
/rant over.
PS: The reason I scribbled over the picture of the guy that got his face eaten off is because I really don’t want to see that again and I’m sure most of you don’t want to either.  

banannerr:

This is complete bullshit and whoever spread it all over the internet to scare people and worry everybody is really incompetent and dumb.  First of all, I would just like to point out that 3 years ago, a similar “cannibalism” incident happened in another state and nobody really freaked the hell over it like they’re doing over here in Florida; personally, it’s just the 2012 hype.  Cannibalism has happened before, it is NOT new.  Also, for those who didn’t notice, in an article that is already posted online, those little red lines you see when you make a spelling error do NOT appear when something has already been posted.  Therefore, making this element the biggest dead-give-away that this article fake and just a compilation of various screenshots put together in order for it to look somewhat “legit” and real, which it isn’t.  Second of all, the article can’t be found what-so-ever online.  Regardless of whether I searched for the entire title word for word or just typed “LQP-79” or anything.  If it can’t be found, it’s not on there.  And believe me, an article that everybody is freaking out over, especially an article like this, would be on the first page of Google.  

By the way, LQP-79 is NOT a viable virus. It doesn’t exist.  There is no known bacterium or virus that causes brain waves to make you hungry for human flesh. Additionally, the article stated that LQP-79 causes Necrotizing fasciitis. It doesn’t. NF is a very rare disease that is spread by bacteria. It usually tails after a bad infection. It definitely would NOT bunk with a virus. And finally, LQP-79 isn’t in valid virus serigraph notation. Meaning, the virus that it stands for doesn’t exist. The notation isn’t right for any virus. And even if it was, it would be a damn caterpillar virus. So, tell your friends and calm down, and stop spreading this bullshit on the internet.

/rant over.

PS: The reason I scribbled over the picture of the guy that got his face eaten off is because I really don’t want to see that again and I’m sure most of you don’t want to either.  

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